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Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes. Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.

Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic he came across mermaids who thought he was just a myth.

Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.

There is no need to save the whales, Michael Phelps has saved them all.

Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.